What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
That’s exactly what I thought, too
Epic Rap Battles of DISNEYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hey nice hair
Ms. Curly ass fro
You’re out of control
Mine is slick like the snow
Your right it’s petty to just
focus on your look
Should we focus on talent
'cause we know you can't cook
Go ahead and threaten me with your
little wooden weapon
But not even a bear cankeep me from steppin’
Up on your turf ‘cause I’m
straight rippin’ from Narnia
And if you walk out the door now
I promise no harm to ye’.
coming from a from a Frozen ass bitch
I don’t even need my bow
to deal with this sitch’
I didn’t realise you started rapping
'cause I thought we kept it classy
With the noises coming out your mouth
I thought it was your sister being gassy!
You’ll destroy yourself
by keepin’ everything inside
Your powers can’t be controlled ‘cause
your sick in the mind!
Both parents are dead!
Now you’re ill in the head -
If I didn’t know better I’d say you hated red -
Hair! Cause you changed your sis
Didn’t notice till now but your fate is this
To be upstaged by we the new dominate race
I guess people like us better b/c gingers are running this place.
Don’t pop your top
you unreasonable scot
If you weren’t so selfish then you’d’ve not
turned your mom to a bear
how the hell is that fair?
At least when I try and change people
I only change their hair!
If you say you can go change your fate
But I know the only reason you say you can
Is cause you suck at choosing a date!
Don’t bring up dates to me, ai’ght
'Cause your sister knocked down two me in two nights!
And yet there you are up in your castle aloneHope you don’t get frostbite sweetie just from sitting on your throne!
Once you look inside yourself you’ll realise your a sham
Not an actual royal specimen like I am.
And now you understand I’ve just kicked your ass, so
take my solemn advice dear.
And let it go.
You read the beginning and outro in the voice and you know you did
Samuel L Jackson decided that red and green lightsabers were a stupidass decision. \o/
He said it, he said the thing.
another proof that cats are liquids
|Song: One day with Sherlock|
|Artist: Benedict Cumberbatch|
|Played: 596 times.|
Benedict Cumberbatch - on what he would do if he could spend one day with Sherlock.
sorry for the phantom message alert
This worries me like what else am I supposed to do with them
fuck them. fuck the pringles. put your dick in the tube
I’d like to report a crime…
this man has a face like sunshine and a torso like hellfire
this is poetry
STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH
sorry for jumping on the bandwagon but i actually want to see that john green film just to see how many cigarettes he goes through i want to see if he reuses the same one or at what point decides it’s time to stub out his unlit cigarette and take out a new one how many packets does he go through a year who else has he told about this what if someone asks him for a lighter why does he keep using her full name
Read the book
thats good stand up for yourself